Save up to C$130.00Stop wiping.
Start rinsing.
FernRinse™ is the portable bidet that needs no plumber, no drilling and no landlord permission. Fill the 2.5 L tank with warm water, press the button, and feel properly clean in ten seconds, in any bathroom from Victoria to St. John’s.
- Zero installation, truly
- Warm water, 2 pressure modes
- 60-day battery, USB-C
- Cuts toilet paper use in half
Dry paper was never going to be enough.
If you got mud on your hand, you wouldn’t scrub it with a tissue and call it clean. Yet that’s the standard most Canadian bathrooms have settled for. Water is how most of the world does it. FernRinse simply removes the $1,000 plumbing bill and the conversation with your landlord.
Everything a plumbed bidet does. None of the plumbing.
No plumber, no drilling, no landlord conversation. Just warm, gentle water wherever you need it, set up in under a minute.
The suction holder grips tile, glass or ceramic. Renting, sharing or moving? It comes with you in a minute.
Fill from the warm tap. The insulated 2.5 L tank stays comfortable for about 30 minutes, even in January.
Gentle for sensitive skin and post-op care, strong when you want to be certain.
Up to 60 days per charge over USB-C. No batteries to buy, no cable across the bathroom.
Empties, seals and slips into a weekend bag. Cottages, RVs, camping, hotels and long-haul flights.
Postpartum, post-op, reduced mobility, hemorrhoids or simply sensitive skin. Gentle mode is genuinely gentle.
Most households cut toilet paper by about half. It quietly pays for itself within a year or two.
Smooth BPA-free housing, removable nozzle, no hidden crevices. Rinse it and it looks new.
Out of the box and in use before the kettle boils.
Twist off the cap and fill the 2.5 L tank at the sink with warm water. That’s about 8–10 rinses.
Press the suction holder onto tile or the side of the toilet tank. No drilling, no screws, no marks.
Angle the wand, press the button, choose gentle or strong. Ten seconds later, pat dry and you’re done.
How much could your household save?
Based on average Canadian toilet paper prices and a typical 50% reduction after switching.
Plus fewer clogs, fewer wipes and a lot less waste going to landfill.
FernRinse™ vs the alternatives
| Feature | FernRinse™ | Plumbed bidet | Toilet paper | Jug / bottle |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| No plumbing or tools needed | ||||
| Warm water on demand | ||||
| Adjustable pressure | ||||
| Works in rentals & condos | ||||
| Portable / travel-friendly | ||||
| One-off cost under C$100 | ||||
| Leaves you actually clean |
One box. Nothing else to buy.
No adapters, no fittings, no trip to the hardware store.
- FernRinse™ sprayer with 2-mode pressure switch
- 2.5 L leak-proof water tank with carry handle
- Suction-cup wall holder (no drilling, no tools)
- USB-C charging cable
- Quick-start guide & care card
Pick your bundle
Nearly two-thirds of our Canadian customers order more than one: one per bathroom, one for the cottage, or one as a gift. Every bundle ships free with the same 60-day guarantee.
The complete kit for your main bathroom: tank, sprayer, wall holder and USB-C cable. Most people start here and come back for a second.
- 1 × complete FernRinse™ kit
- Free Citrus Fresh Scent (2-pack) C$24.95
- Free Soap & Rinse Kit (5-pack) C$19.95
- Free tracked shipping in Canada
- 60-day money-back guarantee
Two complete kits: one upstairs, one downstairs, or one for the cottage. The option most Canadian households choose.
- 2 × complete FernRinse™ kit
- Free Citrus Fresh Scent (2-pack) C$24.95
- Free Soap & Rinse Kit (5-pack) C$19.95
- Free tracked shipping in Canada
- 60-day money-back guarantee
Three kits, the lowest price per unit and an extra free gift. Ideal for family homes, cottages, RVs and rental hosts.
- 3 × complete FernRinse™ kit
- Free Citrus Fresh Scent (2-pack) C$24.95
- Free Soap & Rinse Kit (5-pack) C$19.95
- Free Bowl Fresh Toilet Cleaner C$29.95
- Free tracked shipping in Canada
- 60-day money-back guarantee
Based on 4,126 verified reviews from across Canada.
“Bought it for my mom after her hip surgery and ended up ordering two more for us. She manages completely on her own now. That’s worth so much more than the price.”
“We rent, so a plumbed bidet was never happening. This sticks to the tile, zero drilling, landlord has no idea. Six weeks on one charge and the battery still reads full.”
“I honestly thought it was a gimmick. Three weeks in and we’re buying half the toilet paper. The warm water is the part nobody tells you about.”
“Tank fills at the sink in seconds and the holder keeps it off the floor. Only regret is not ordering the 2-pack the first time.”
“Wiping had become miserable. This made the bathroom a non-event again. Arrived in five days and no border fees, which I was worried about.”
“Got the family pack: one per bathroom and one for the cottage. Feels solid, not cheap plastic. The citrus scent gift is actually nice too.”
The details, plainly.
Sold in Canada by Finn Fern. Two-year warranty against manufacturing defects, on top of the 60-day return window.
- Tank capacity
- 2.5 litres, about 8–10 full rinses
- Battery
- Up to 60 days per charge (typical household use)
- Charging
- USB-C, full charge in about 3 hours
- Pressure modes
- 2 (gentle + strong)
- Installation
- None. Suction holder, works with any toilet
- Weight (empty)
- 780 g
- Materials
- BPA-free ABS, food-grade silicone hose
- Water
- Warm or cold tap water
- Colour
- Arctic White
Try it for 60 days. On us.
Use it every day for two months. If you’d rather go back to dry paper, email support@finnfern.com and we’ll refund you in full: opened box, half-used gifts and all. No restocking fee, no interrogation.
Everything people ask before they order
No. FernRinse is completely installation-free. It arrives ready to use: fill the 2.5 L tank with warm tap water, press the suction holder onto tile or the side of the tank, and you’re done. Nothing connects to your plumbing, so it’s perfect for rentals, condos and cottages.
Still unsure? Email support@finnfern.com. A real person replies within one business day.
Your bathroom upgrade costs less than a weekly grocery run.
From C$69.95, delivered free anywhere in Canada and guaranteed for 60 days. Set up in the time it takes to read this sentence twice.